Sunday, August 5, 2012

The Race-by DH Groberg

    I love to watch the Olympics.  I can watch just about all of the events (ok, well I struggle with Equestrian and that one where they ride their bikes as a team around and around and around.)

   Its fun to see people who have worked hard and reached the pinnacle of their sport.  Its amazing to see what people can train their bodies to do.  

    One of the things that it is hard to watch is when someone falls.  I feel so bad for them.  They worked so hard to get there and one little mistake ruins their chances to win.  

    As I see this, I am reminded of a poem that has inspired me and I think is a good metaphor for life.  Its attributed to DH Groberg..............

    Whenever I start to hang my head in front of failure’s face,
        my downward fall is broken by the memory of a race.
    A children’s race, young boys, young men; how I remember well,
        excitement sure, but also fear, it wasn’t hard to tell.
    They all lined up so full of hope, each thought to win that race
        or tie for first, or if not that, at least take second place.
    Their parents watched from off the side, each cheering for their son,
        and each boy hoped to show his folks that he would be the one.

    The whistle blew and off they flew, like chariots of fire,
        to win, to be the hero there, was each young boy’s desire.
    One boy in particular, whose dad was in the crowd,
        was running in the lead and thought “My dad will be so proud.”
    But as he speeded down the field and crossed a shallow dip,
        the little boy who thought he’d win, lost his step and slipped.
    Trying hard to catch himself, his arms flew everyplace,
        and midst the laughter of the crowd he fell flat on his face.
    As he fell, his hope fell too; he couldn’t win it now.
        Humiliated, he just wished to disappear somehow.

    But as he fell his dad stood up and showed his anxious face,
        which to the boy so clearly said, “Get up and win that race!”
    He quickly rose, no damage done, behind a bit that’s all,
        and ran with all his mind and might to make up for his fall.
    So anxious to restore himself, to catch up and to win,
        his mind went faster than his legs. He slipped and fell again.
    He wished that he had quit before with only one disgrace.
        “I’m hopeless as a runner now, I shouldn’t try to race.”

    But through the laughing crowd he searched and found his father’s face
        with a steady look that said again, “Get up and win that race!”
    So he jumped up to try again, ten yards behind the last.
        “If I’m to gain those yards,” he thought, “I’ve got to run real fast!”
    Exceeding everything he had, he regained eight, then ten...
        but trying hard to catch the lead, he slipped and fell again.
    Defeat! He lay there silently. A tear dropped from his eye.
        “There’s no sense running anymore! Three strikes I’m out! Why try?
    I’ve lost, so what’s the use?” he thought. “I’ll live with my disgrace.”
        But then he thought about his dad, who soon he’d have to face.

    “Get up,” an echo sounded low, “you haven’t lost at all,
        for all you have to do to win is rise each time you fall.
    Get up!” the echo urged him on, “Get up and take your place!
        You were not meant for failure here! Get up and win that race!”
    So, up he rose to run once more, refusing to forfeit,
        and he resolved that win or lose, at least he wouldn’t quit.
    So far behind the others now, the most he’d ever been,
        still he gave it all he had and ran like he could win.
    Three times he’d fallen stumbling, three times he rose again.
        Too far behind to hope to win, he still ran to the end.

    They cheered another boy who crossed the line and won first place,
        head high and proud and happy -- no falling, no disgrace.
    But, when the fallen youngster crossed the line, in last place,
        the crowd gave him a greater cheer for finishing the race.
    And even though he came in last with head bowed low, unproud,
        you would have thought he’d won the race, to listen to the crowd.
    And to his dad he sadly said, “I didn’t do so well.”
        “To me, you won,” his father said. “You rose each time you fell.”

    And now when things seem dark and bleak and difficult to face,
        the memory of that little boy helps me in my own race.
    For all of life is like that race, with ups and downs and all.
        And all you have to do to win is rise each time you fall.
    And when depression and despair shout loudly in my face,
        another voice within me says, “Get up and win that race!”

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Ben There, Trolled That

     I boldly claimed that my run-in with Gordon Monson was the best troll fest I had ever started.  As I got to thinking about it, I realized that there are a few more that deserve serious consideration for that honor.


"Caught with........."

       During my time at SUU, one of my favorite things was to go to the basketball games.  SUU was half decent, we had the Goose Man (legendary, he deserves his own blog entry, ill get to him at some point), and we had a student section that sat right on the court.  Harassing the opposing team was no problem at the Centrum Arena.  

       About halfway through the second half of each game, a promotion called "Caught with a Coke!" was run.  Some PR lady would pick some random person in the audience who had a coke to be the winner.  The cheerleaders would hold up this big sign that said "Caught with a Coke!".  When there was a timeout, the PA guy would say "Turn your attention to Section F, Row 13 where Jeremy has been CAUGHT WITH A COKE!".  Good old Jeremy then got a free drink at the next game.  Some promotion eh?

       So my friends and I started trying to win this little contest.  We'd go by a drink before the game and we'd try to be over the top in showing off that we had them so we could get picked.  Didn't work.  

      One night, we are sitting in the convenience store right by the arena and we got an idea.  One of the guys said:

       "Why is it just 'Caught with a coke'?  Why isn't 'Caught with a..................(im scanning around the store looking for something obscure and I finished his thought)....can of creamy tomato soup?"

      And thus it was born.

     We bought a poster board that we knew was at least double the size of the little "caught with a coke" sign.  We make it look all fancy (ok, not really).  We had someone bring it in.  Then we waited.  

     With 12 minutes left in the game, we saw the cheerleaders get ready with their sign and we got ready with ours.  When there was a timeout, as soon as the PA guy started his little speech, we jumped right up and started yelling at the top of our lungs.  I had the soup can, and my friends on either side of me held up the sign. I think we had about 10 guys there in on it, so we attracted quite a bit of attention.

      Our timing was so perfect that the vast majority of the arena looked at us, and not at the Coke person.  Thus, the promotion was completely ruined that night.

     Here is what it looked like:



   
"Je-rry! Je-rry! Je-rry!"


        If you have never been to a baseball game at Spring Mobile Ballpark in SLC, I strongly recommend it. One of the neat features of the park is that there is grass all around behind the outfield to sit and enjoy the game.  This is my favorite place to watch a game from.

       On July 4, the team always has a fireworks show after the game.  In 2009, I took my girlfriend there.  I intended it to be a double date, but my buddies showed up alone.  Oh well.

       Anyway, and this will come as a surprise to exactly no one, but I like to heckle the opposing team at whatever sporting event I attend.  So, I made plans to get to this game very early so that we could get a spot right behind one of the outfielders, so we could heckle him.

       I discovered that the center fielder for the Tacoma Rainers was named Jerry Owens.  (For an in-depth analysis of this baseball legend, click here.)  Every time Tacoma came out into the field, we heckled this poor guy.  "You're the man, Jerry!", "How's Ichiro, Jerry?" "You were adopted Jerry!"  (I still cant figure out why that last one is insulting, theres nothing wrong with being adopted. but my buddy yelled it out!)

     Anyway, this spread like wildfire.  Soon, we had all the people around us heckling this guy.  It got to be a mob!  I felt bad when it got to the point that kids started hurling profanity in his direction.

     When the game was over, and Tacoma had won, Jerry came right over to us, pumped his fist a few times, and yelled "yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!" before pointing at us and running away.  Still, the fact that we led a mob that grew and grew throughout the game, was awesome.

     And by the way, despite this display of maturity, my girlfriend still agreed to marry me three months later!


"Hey!"


      My athletic career in high school was remarkably unremarkable.  And by that I mean non-existent.  Lots of reasons for that.  But I always loved to go to the games.  One night, we were playing Fremont in basketball.  Some buddies and I got together and decided to paint our faces to show school spirit.  While we are using the bathroom mirror to do that, some little kid walks up and asks for some face paint.

     Being the nice guy I am, I painted this kid's face all up  I put "VHS" on both of his cheeks and just did an outstanding job of making him look like a Viking.

     I forgot about it, I enjoyed the game.  We won.  As I'm walking out, joking around and talking with my buddies about the game, I feel this sharp, sharp pain in my leg.  I look down in time to see this kid launch another vicious kick that hits me right in the shin.

    "YOU PAINTED ME THE WRONG COLORS! GO FREMONT!"

    Whoops! My bad!

    All in a day's work for a troll like myself............
      

Sunday, July 22, 2012

A Sweat Band and a Baseball Glove; The Journey to Find Out What it Means to be a Sports Fan


             If you follow me on twitter, you know I can be best described as all over the map.  Sometimes, I am dead serious as I share my feelings on a serious topic.  Other times, I couldn’t be less serious if I tried.  I’m usually trolling someone though, but you already knew that.

              Another thing that is all over the map is the way I “support” my teams.  For the Utes, I despise fair-weather, cynical fans.  For the Red Sox, I am a fair-weather, cynical fan.  For the Jazz I’m somewhere in between.  

              I got to thinking about why that is so.  I’m a Utes fan because my Dad played for the Runnin’ Utes and we just grew up cheering for them.  I’m a Red Sox fan because of the Carl Yastrzemski glove that my Dad got for his1 2th birthday in Bountiful, UT in 1968.  Dad cheers for the Sox, and he passed it on to me. 

              I have never been to Boston.  I don’t know if I’ll ever make it to Fenway.  I have always cheered for the Red Sox and always will because now, as I get into my late 20’s my Dad is still my hero and my role model.  

              The funniest thing about it is, through all of the frustrations that came as I grew up a Sox fan, I really have never had the chance to celebrate.  

              In 2004, when the Red Sox finally broke through and won the series, I was an LDS missionary in a tiny Midwestern town.  I didn’t hear about it until a week later and even then didn’t really think much of it because I was so deep into my time as a missionary.  In 2007, I was away at school.  I wanted so badly to be in my parents’ living room, to jump up and down and hug my Dad.  But there I sat watching it alone on a TV in Cedar City with people looking at me strangely as I pumped my fists.  

              Of course, Dad and I did get to watch Aaron Freaking Boone hit the Tim Wakefield  meatball out of the park in 2003.  Of course, the Sox have had one epic collapse after another whenever my Dad and I can watch games together.  So during the time of my Sox fanhood, I have enjoyed all of the bad and only a little of the good.  

              So, logically, why do I even bother now?  Why don’t I just write them off if I hate them so bad?  To me, my Sox fanhood is about the bond I share with my Dad.  It’s bigger than a trivial game.  I’m a Sox fan because it’s something that my Dad and I can laugh at together.  It reminds me that I’m so lucky to have such a Dad, and to not take him for granted.  

              In the meantime, I’ll probably troll them on twitter until the day that they block me!  

              What does it mean to be a fan anyway?  Is it being loyal to something your whole life? If that’s the case, I’m not a Jazz fan.  I was a die-hard Rockets fan until I was 10.  Tree Rawlins threw me his sweatbands at a game once!  To this day, Hakeem Olajuwon is my favorite player.  

              I think twitter has changed my view of what it means to be a fan.  

              For instance, I know that @davidwilbur and many others cheer for the Angels.  So, when I look at the box scores, I am always looking to see how the Angels are doing.   I always hope they are doing well, for the sake of my twitter pals.  

              I know that @clayjondavis and @utesfan89 are big Pirate fans.  So when I look at the scores, and see the Pirates doing well, I feel good for them.  

              Occasionally, I find someone like @crackalacka22, who cheers for the same teams I do, straight down the line.  I know I can tweet anything at him to get his take on it.  

              As another one, I know that @schumacherf2006 likes Formula 1 racing.  It was on TV the other day, and I gave it a try, simply because I knew that he was into it.  It was cool.  

              Heck, I am even starting to not be so bitter about the Yankees!  With people out there like @ChelleFC and @sublimed19, it’s so hard to remain bitter……thanks a lot guys! Why did you have to be so nice?!?!? 

              On Friday night, you may have noticed me talking about my little brother.  As I had the chance to kick back and chat with him about it, I had a wave of memories.  There we were as kids, pretending to be Ute football players kicking the football to each other.  He kicked the ball towards me and it sailed up and up and up and……………right into our sister’s window!  That cost a lot to replace…..  Or there were all the times we would make a snow man in the backyard, draw a big “Y” on it, line up next to each other in our three-point stances, and I’d yell “Hike!” and we’d run as fast as we could and hit that snow man with everything we had.  Then we would holler and yell like we had just won the Holy War!  

              Now he has worked hard to earn a walk-on spot at SUU.  And with him goes the spot as my favorite college football team.

              As I think about it, yeah, it’s possible to be a “fan” of multiple teams in sports because of the people you interact with.  I have a long-time friend named Brandon, aka @jazznmagic.  He invites me over every year for the first BYU game.  I always go, and I always want BYU to win because he and the other friends he invites have been a big part of my life, and I’m happy for them when their team wins.  

              I’m not trying to say I’m perfect (oh goodness no, not even close), but I just think that we get so bogged down with “I’m a fan of this team and to heck with everyone else”  It doesn’t have to be like that at all.  

              So what it does it mean to you to be a sports fan?  As you can tell here, I don’t have anything close to a finished product.  These are just some thoughts and anecdotes that have helped make me, me.  I’d love to get thoughts on what it means to you to be a sports fan.  Anything at all, it doesn’t have to be related to this, just tell me!

Sunday, May 27, 2012

What makes a good radio host?

   Everyone will probably have their own unique answer to the question I posed in the title, but let me tell you what makes a good host for me.
 
   In the recent sports radio shake up, a lot of people were excited about the new shows.  An equally large number (and probably more vocal) group, are extremely upset over the changes and the loss of their favorite show.

   So why do some shows get big audiences, and others get cast to the side?

   For me, I like to listen to people who make me think, make me laugh, and keep me informed.

   I like to think of myself as being pretty well versed when it comes to sports.  But I don't know everything.  That's why sports talk radio is so fun for me.  I can get the perspectives of others who see things that I don't.

   I also like those who look beyond the obvious and try to look deeper.  I think that this makes someone interesting.  It's easy to read box scores or look at season statistics, but they often don't tell the whole story.  Those who can look deeply at the issues and make their arguments will get listeners.
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    It is also nice to be entertained.  It's possible to laugh and have a good time while doing sports talk radio.  Sure, a line needs to be drawn and it can go too far, but doing something to make the listeners laugh goes a long way.

    The funniest thing that I have ever heard on the radio was several years ago when John Lund and Hans Olsen called this number that was set up for fans to give Barry Bonds some well wishes when he broke the record.  John and Hans basically trolled it leaving all kinds of messages that made fun of Bonds, instead of congratulating him.

    Finally, it's nice to have up to the second breaking news.  When something big happens, it's nice to know when it happens and get the details out to fans ASAP.

    So, in no particular order, here are my rankings of local shows in the criteria I gave:

Make me think:
1. Bill Riley
2. Tony Parks
3.  Jake Scott

Make me laugh:
1. DJ and PK
2.  Hans Olsen
3.  Red and Blue

Breaking news:
1. Hans Olsen
2. Bill Riley
3.  Jake Scott

So tell me, what makes a good radio host to you?  Leave me a comment or tweet at me @BenInSouthDavis

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Random thoughts from the sports world....

     



    In case you haven't seen it, The Sporting News came out with this list of the top college football coaches in the country.  Locally, fans were looking to see who was higher....Bronco or Whittingham.  Bronco gets the nod in this poll, coming in at 15 while Whittingham checks in at 21.  

     This caused some controversy on my personal favorite Ute fansite, Block U.  

     I don't get why there is such outrage over this poll.  Bronco has more 10 win seasons, more conference championships, and more seasons where his team finished in the top 25.  That is what the people making this list see and that's what they go with.  

     Upon further review though, I would take Kyle Whittingham any day of the week.  He has 2 BCS bowl wins to his credit.  Bronco has 0.  He has put FAR more people into the NFL than Bronco, despite having what experts call inferior recruiting classes.  (this has changed in recent years, but the point is the same).  

    My final argument goes back to last season's Holy War.  As the turnovers started mounting, the absolute worst thing that can happen to a team happened to BYU.  They quit.  If you don't believe me, go back and watch it.  I do not remember a Kyle Whittingham coach team quitting, ever.  Sure, they have been blown out and lost games they shouldn't.  It happens.  But they have never quit on him.  That says a lot to me.  

    So let the BYU fans enjoy this victory.  I'd rather have the 44 point curb stomping anyway.....

   ......Speaking of Utah football, as I look at the post-spring depth chart, something strikes me.  Our defense looks different than in previous seasons.  As of right now, Nate Fakahafua is the starting weakside defensive end.  Also on the depth chart is Thretton Palamo.  

     These guys are not your typical defensive ends.  They are far more athletic and fast than your typical edge rusher.  

     Take this for what its worth, but it looks to me that Utah is going to have a bit of a hybrid 4-3, 3-4 defense this year.  With versatile guys like this, Utah can play either way.  They have the athleticism to drop back into coverage, but also the ability to get to the QB.  It will make preparing for them very difficult.  

    This also makes sense when considering the interior of the line.  In the NFL, Star Lotulelei will probably be the middle man in a 3-4 scheme.  Moving him to right up on top of the center will give him some experience in that slot.  Also in the pros, Dave Kruger will probably be a space-eating end in a 3-4 scheme rather than a true tackle.  This 3-4 scheme will suit his strengths well.  At the college level, he has the strength and power to be a traditional tackle alongside Star, so the 4-3 still works well.  
 
    Just something to keep your eye on this fall.

     ......My good friend Brad Rock had a column the other day in the Des News that featured this gem from Carlos Boozer:

  "I thought I played well, especially with the kind of season it was," he told reporters. "We had the best record again in basketball, won our division again, had the top seed again, that's all that matters, yo."

     Good job Carlos.  You had the best record in the NBA, you won what is quite possibly the weakest division in basketball, got the top seed, and then were crushed by the lowly Philadelphia 76ers in the FIRST ROUND of the playoffs.  In fact, nothing that you mentioned matters.  The one thing that matters is the playoffs, and you failed again, yo.  

     

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Five for Five

   In this segment, I'll take a look at my four favorite teams, and one hot sports topic.  As Max Kellerman used to say......

First Topic!

    1.  Utah basketball:

    There are three players who the Runnin' Utes really have their eye on.  Givon Crump, Renan Lenz, and Travis Wilkins.  Who are these players, and what do each of them bring to the table, should they decide to become Runnin' Utes?

     Crump is a small forward who can score.  He is a decent long range shooter, but definitely more of a "scorer" than a "shooter".  He is a pretty good rebounder. with some length on the perimeter.  As I look at his stats, I am impressed with how often he gets to the line.  His total free throw attempts last year is nearly double than the highest total for a Ute player (Jason Washburn).  We desperately need the firepower, shooting, free throws, and rebounding from the wing, that he can bring to the table. 

     I also really like the possibility of him playing next to Jordan Loveridge, either at the 3 and 4 when we go small, or at the 2 and 3 when we go big. 

     Lenz is a big body who can rebound (9.4 per game) and block shots (2.5 per game).  He also has some scoring punch (13.0 per game).  He could be the true power forward we have lacked for a long time at Utah.  As a team, we lacked rebounding and overall inside depth last year.  Lenz would certainly give us that. 

     Travis Wilkins is a solid shooter who can stretch the defense.  He could be to us what Kyle Korver was to the Jazz.  A guy that you have to be aware of.  Putting it nicely, we were brutal from downtown last year.  A guy to spread the floor would help everyone else and make us that much more difficult to defend. 

     Look for at least one of these guys to sign with us.  If we can land all three, we will be a very competitive team this year.  Look for their decisions to come within the next week or so. 

     NEXT TOPIC!

     Utah Football:

      Spring ball has gone well on several fronts.  First, the injury situation has been good so far.  Second, the offense and defense are playing well.  The talent in the program is as good as its ever been and we should have a very successful year. 

    I am a nerd when it comes to analyzing the depth chart.  Yeah, I know, its only spring.  But its interesting to me. 

    One thing that has jumped out to me is that Boo Anderson has yet to crack a depth chart.  Last year, this guy was the first linebacker in off the bench at all three spots.  I thought for sure that he would replace Matt Martinez  at rover.  But I have not heard his name mentioned at all and he does not appear on any depth chart. 

     That tells me that our linebacking group is going to be very good this year, if a bit inexperienced.  Or maybe it says that Boo is a goofball.  I dont know.  Guess we will see!

     NEXT TOPIC!

     Utah Jazz:

     Watching this team has been a blast this year.  As they make this playoff push, I can't help but be proud of this team and organization.  This is a team that does things the right way, and they always have. 

     I was torn at first over whether or not I wanted the Jazz to get to the playoffs.  A draft pick in this year's lottery is VERY tempting.  But as I watch this team battle, I want them to get to the playoffs.  Al Jefferson has never been there.  Neither have the young guys.  I want these guys to feel and experience that atmosphere. 

     They have dropped some games they shouldn't have, but they have battled all year.  And as a fan, that is all I can ask.  Bravo!

      NEXT TOPIC!

     Boston Red Sox:

     Ok look, I can handle seeing my team lose all the time.  For crying out loud, my favorite team is the Runnin' Utes!  What I can't stand is buffoons.  And that is what the Red Sox are becoming.

    Historic Fenway Park turns 100 this year.  The team has planned a celebration by bringing back all former living managers.  Only problem is, the greatest manager in the history of the team, Terry Francona, is not ready to come back.  And I don't blame him.  The way he was treated by the organization last season is repulsing and deplorable.  He was blamed for the meltdown when it was not his fault.  The team threw him under the bus and it makes me sick.

    I almost want to see the Red Sox just completely fall apart this year, just to stick it to the idiots calling the shots for this team.  I am a fan for life, but they are sure making it hard on me.

     FINAL TOPIC!

     College athletes transferring:

     I understand where coaches are coming from.  If I bring in a kid and its not a good fit, the last thing I want is for him to go to my rival and help them beat me.  But, in my opinion, thats just something that coaches have to live with.

    I saw one idea on twitter this morning that basically suggested that the University and student arrange for a prenuptial agreement. "If this doesn't work out, you can go here, here, or here, but not here, here or here."  Thats a little silly.

     In my mind, a kid should be able to go where they want.  The penalties are already severe.  If the coaches can leave for wherever they want, the kids should be able to as well.  



 

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

A YouTube channel?

    Ok, so here is how this post came to be. 

    On Sunday night, the Jazz played a franchise-record four overtime game.  Coach Ty Corbin did not choose to substitute fresh legs into the game at critical times and the team lost.

   On Monday, Ben Bagley of 1320 KFAN was ready on monday wtih his usual "fans are idiots, they shouldn't question Ty" schtick.  Of course, Bagley works for the same group that own the Jazz. 
 
    Twitter blew up.  Jazz fans don't like being called idiots because they question the head coach during a loss.  Jazz fans are knowledgeable and passionate.  In high numbers, people turned off Ben Bagley and turned on the alternatives. 

    As Jazz fans, we thought it would be cool make our own youtube channel where ideas can be discussed without immature name calling. 

    The response surprised me.  This is a list of those who told me that they wanted to participate:

    Thought this would be a good forum to discuss ideas and come up with a plan.  If anyone else wants in, or if those already in have an idea, leave a comment!  lets get this going! 


  @SurlyMae
  @crackalacka22
  @davidjsmith1232
  @tysonhtweets
  @kyle11kirkham (Kyle is not allowed to produce any content unless ammon approves it first)
  @canadianbraeden
   @dianaallen
  @da_breezman
  @jazzyvandalute
  @davidwilbur
  @jeugenebennett
  @shandonfan